Take a break N'joy

Boss: Where were you born?
Sardar: India ..
Boss: which part?
Sardar: What 'which part'? Whole body was born in India .

2 sardar were fixing a bomb in a car.
Sardar 1: What would you do if the bomb
explodes while fixing.
Sardar 2: Dont worry, I have one more.

Sardar: What is the name of your car?
Lady: I forgot the name, but is starts with 'T'.
Sardar: Oh, what a strange car, starts with Tea. All cars that I know start with petrol.

Sardar joined new job. 1st day he worked till late evening on the computer. Boss was happy and asked what you did till evening.
Sardar: Keyboard alphabets were not in order, so I made it alright.

Museum Administrator: That's a 500-year-old statue u've broken.
Sardar: Thanks God! I thought it was a new one.

At the scene of an accident a man was crying: O God! I have lost my hand, oh!
Sardar: Control yourself. Don't cry. See that man. He has lost his head. Is he crying?

Sardar: U cheated me.
Shopkeeper: No, I sold a good radio to u.
Sardar: Radio label shows Made in Japan but radio says this is 'All India Radio! '

NOW THE LAST TWO ULTIMATE:
In an interview, Interviewer: How does an electric motor run?
Sardar: Dhhuuuurrrrrrrrrr. .....
Inteviewer shouts: Stop it.
Sardar: Dhhuurrrr dhup dhup dhup...

Tourist: Whose skeleton is that?
Sardar: An old king's skeleton.
Tourist: Who's that smaller skeleton next to it?
Sardar: That was same king's skeleton when he was a child.


credit to Umplife...

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Panasss

adoi sibuknye diri ni sampai xda nk update pon blog aku ni.ish3..
aduh npe ek zaman skang cuaca pns gile..skang kat ump ni pnyela pns ptng2..
dah smpai musim pnas kot..hahaha..sjak bile negara kita ni ada bermusim2..wakakka..

sedar xsedar dh bln 3 dah kita ye..nnt hjung bln 4 dah nk final..kjp lak rse mse berlalu ye..ari tu duk sibuk ngn dikir barat..tah bile da org mntak wat prsmbhn lak ni..mau g feskum oi kwan..eh btol x aku eja tu..hahaha..

rpenye dah lme jgk aku duk berdikir ni..dri form 2 lagi..pnye la lme..
satu thun pon aku xtnggl nk berdikir ni..kt matrik ari tu pon msuk jgk..
kat cni pon msuk jgk..haha..kdng2 mak aku pon tny xhbs2 ngn dikir ke..haha..
nk wat cmne dah mnt mak..korg pon klu dh mnt msti join jgk kn..hihi..

xpe2 sbb ni pon utk kita hdopkn bdaya kita..xkn nk tnggl trus bdaya bngsa kita kn..
so sme2la kita berjuang utk memartabatkn bdaya kita..ewah3..haha..

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UMPRo

hahahaha..drpd tajuk ni agak2 korg blh agk x ape mksd aku ni..wahahaha..
kompem dh korg xleh agak pnye..hua3..mksdnye adlh ump ragnarok online...
kat ump ni hbt ckit..ada sstem sharing klu nk dnld cte ke lgu ke ape ke..smue blh..
dan yg ragnarok on9 ni adalh server prvte yg dak2 ump ni wat..aku join skli weh..

game ni bg aku mmg bes..npe aku ckp bes..sbb dlm ni leh smbg..wahahaha..
n gameplay dia bese2 smue org leh main..borng2 leh msuk dh borng main kuar blik..
rmai jgk dak ump ni main Umpro..rmai jgkla aku dpt knl ngn plyer2 game ni..

meh aku kasi tnjuk ckit gmbr aku main..hihihi..




ni antra gmbr character aku la..aku dlm game ni agk fames r..xknl aku blh terajang..wakakaka..grau wehh pro2 skalian..
korg bermnat ke nk main..hihihi..klu mnt leh gtau aku..tp dak ump je..bai3..

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Penat

penat la kau arini..dah stat dah kls utk sem ni..hahaha..bile nk cuti ni..
esok kna pegi pekan lak..aduh satu perjalanan yg amat jauh..sejam woo nk g..
dahla kls bkn bnyk sgt aku ni..hahahaha..tp pegi jelakan..
dah nak main DOTA plak..borng plak xblaja lagi ni..hahaha..oraitttt.....

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Selamat Tahun Baru

yeaaa..arini dah 1 januari dah tp ape yg nk hepi pon..haha..mknanye aku ni dah makin tua la..wawawa..korg pon samela..xyah nk smbunyi la..ekekeke..emm thun bru ni org slalu ckp pasal azam bru la..tp aku tgk xda prubhan pon..wakakaka..aku pon same je..kih3..

tp thun ni aku mmg kna brubah la..dah msuk umur 20 lbh dah..mse ni mmg kna stat jadi matang la..xleh nk maen2 je..kang nnt aku yg merana..kpda mmbe2 aku smoga thun ni kita dpt brubah mnjadi lbh baik..jgn buruk lak..

ok semue jgn nakal2 ek..dan slmt mnymbut hari usia anda mkin mngkat..hahaha..

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Peliknye????

npe arini aku bkak blog aku tetibe bilangan pengunjung rmai gila babas???
ape yang sebenarnye dah berlku..aku bingung!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
tp ok jgk kn..hahahahaha..ke dah rosak widget tu..ekekekeke..

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Yeezzzzz

perkh gembirenye aku..blog aku yg hilng lme dah ada blik..
klu x mls aku nk g wat blog bru..wahahahahahaha..

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Update..

dah lame xupdate blog aku ni..skang ni dah makin sbuk..ngn belajar lg..projek ada 2..asgmnt pon bnyk..adeh..tension aku cmni..haha..tapi sbr jelakan..xlame lg pon dah nak final dah..adeh ssh tol..

psni nk kna wat projek thermo ngn fluid..fluid plak kna wat bot..cmne la aku nak wat ni..ssh gak nk wat ikut pe yg dia nk tu..tp sbgai plajar mstla aku kna cbe spya aku leh blajar ttng konsep yg ingin diterapkn tu..ceewaahhh ayt skema la wei..hahaha..

aku pon nk cte ckit la keadaan kat umah aku..dah dua kli kna msuk pncri oi..gram aku ble mak aku cte sal ni..xpnh lagi da pncri msuk umh aku..umh nenek aku yg dua kli 2..umah aku skli je baru..demm.klu aku ada kat umah igt nk bantai2 je pncri tu..gram tol..

okla smpai cni dulu aku nk crte..nk g wat keje lak..hahaha..daaa.

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